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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)