Magdalen

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It’s the transition that’s troublesome. (Isaac Asimov)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)